Conspiracy Music Guru “The NASA Trance” Parody of The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground

all right start your booing cuz I’m about to ruin the heliocentric model that you used to it looks funny basa is making money see so NPCs I hope you’re ready to see they say it’s round but you can’t tell from the ground and the sun only looks like it’s going down I’ll tear up all the evidence you got on your shelf and expose all the proof that I see myself n as grumpy the first P of the monkey yo ladies why is your hair so frumpy I know you CGI fan boys please allow me to Trump thee it’s not a fall y’all just like Humpty Dumpty it’s going to crack like Joe Biden’s bad knee I’m in my prime a little bit chunky I’m a junkie I keep the Flat Earth funky I’m done with this globe versus flat the drama so ridicul is getting really hard to be conspicuous hey yo flat go you know the globe is jerish yeah you know it’s flat but NASA says it’s spinning but it never caus me to get dizzy I’m a geek I love staring at the moon it’s not a Dusty ball in an infinite vacuum I’m pasty like thisis gets and gravy you hate winner but it just don’t F me all your goobers do is tap dance it’s a psychopathic romance turns into a jump I’m a they’ll be a n p come on be a Jacks Chun don’t F out y’all be a n Punk or a Jacks chunk yeah do you know what they’re doing they doing the cun don’t be a n junk don’t be a fan boy punk y people say the Flat Earth is really funny looking that’s a high cuz the moving is cooking you lie you f you constantly take people’s money and it just ain’t funny I’m not a slave be so don’t you blame me and the is say is fake oh yeah buddy you know their motives are weird cuz in’ 69 the US had their head up their rear the scam is Big nuh-uh they’re not as sham big like the Trump C they still haven’t played they get paid on the daily you know it’s F drinking what they’re pissing and their budget’s too large they’re either stupid or their brains are diluted anything they’ve ever done has been disputed aimed at the Moon one time and y’all missed it now you’re at the bottom of a pool eating Triscuits other images of CGI it’s pretty obvious but all they do is lie all you have to do is give Nazis chance that’s is going to do their [Music] dance be a Nas Punk come on be a Jackson chunk don’t F out y’all they’ll be a Nas Punk or a Jackson chunk yeah do you know what they’re doing they doing the C this don’t be a n Chum don’t be a fan boy punk ah yeah space is fake y’all they laughing in your face yeah ah yeah now that you know a little bit about NASA let me tell you a little bit about myself there’s not much to say check it out heard the UP was FL but I thought he was joking crying a [ __ ] and now YouTube is broken mun is just a monkey in Tennessee dude I heard you look like a crack junkie that’s all right cuz you got no devotion go join your boy cray cross the ocean with for y’all to shame it’s a s up y’all Hollywood’s the blame no good reason except for the fame you got to lie to remain in the game jumping slumping ducking screwing around fing the fun so when the Cyber Punk junk make the mental triple jump sell them flatter it’s been true from the jump the’ll be a n Punk come on they’ll be a jackon chunk don’t fck out y’all they’ll be a NASA Punk or a jackon chunk too L yeah do you know what they’re doing they’re doing the C this to L don’t be a nasty jump watch out old people don’t be nasty punks don’t you lose your lunch young people don’t fake the [ __ ] don’t be nass of CHS Canadians you’re actually too darn polite for me to insult Joe Rogan are you a ass or just a loud mouth chump space is stupid oh going be a nice Punk