Conspiracy Music Guru “The NASA Trance” Parody of The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground
Transcript
Transcript
all right start your booing cuz I’m
about to ruin the heliocentric model
that you used to it looks funny basa is
making money see so NPCs I hope you’re
ready to see they say it’s round but you
can’t tell from the ground and the sun
only looks like it’s going down I’ll
tear up all the evidence you got on your
shelf and expose all the proof that I
see myself n as grumpy the first P of
the monkey yo ladies why is your hair so
frumpy I know you CGI fan boys please
allow me to Trump thee it’s not a fall
y’all just like Humpty Dumpty it’s going
to crack like Joe Biden’s bad knee I’m
in my prime a little bit chunky I’m a
junkie I keep the Flat Earth funky I’m
done with this globe versus flat the
drama so ridicul is getting really hard
to be conspicuous hey yo flat go you
know the globe is jerish yeah you know
it’s flat but NASA says it’s spinning
but it never caus me to get dizzy I’m a
geek I love staring at the moon it’s not
a Dusty ball in an infinite vacuum I’m
pasty like thisis gets and gravy you
hate winner but it just don’t F me all
your goobers do is tap dance it’s a
psychopathic
romance turns into a jump I’m a they’ll
be a n p come on be a Jacks Chun don’t F
out y’all be a n Punk or a Jacks
chunk yeah do you know what they’re
doing they doing the
cun don’t be a n junk don’t be a fan boy
punk y people say the Flat Earth is
really funny looking that’s a high cuz
the moving is cooking you lie you f you
constantly take people’s money and it
just ain’t funny I’m not a slave be so
don’t you blame me and the is say is
fake oh yeah buddy you know their
motives are weird cuz in’ 69 the US had
their head up their rear the scam is Big
nuh-uh they’re not as sham big like the
Trump C they still haven’t played they
get paid on the daily you know it’s F
drinking what they’re pissing and their
budget’s too large they’re either stupid
or their brains are diluted anything
they’ve ever done has been disputed
aimed at the Moon one time and y’all
missed it now you’re at the bottom of a
pool eating Triscuits other images of
CGI it’s pretty obvious but all they do
is lie all you have to do is give Nazis
chance that’s is going to do their
[Music]
dance be a Nas Punk come on be a Jackson
chunk don’t F out y’all they’ll be a Nas
Punk or a Jackson
chunk yeah do you know what they’re
doing they doing the C
this don’t be a n Chum don’t be a fan
boy
punk ah yeah space is fake y’all they
laughing in your face
yeah ah yeah now that you know a little
bit about NASA let me tell you a little
bit about myself there’s not much to say
check it out heard the UP was FL but I
thought he was joking crying a [ __ ] and
now YouTube is broken mun is just a
monkey in Tennessee dude I heard you
look like a crack junkie that’s all
right cuz you got no devotion go join
your boy cray cross the ocean with for
y’all to shame it’s a s up y’all
Hollywood’s the blame no good reason
except for the fame you got to lie to
remain in the game jumping slumping
ducking screwing around fing the fun so
when the Cyber Punk junk make the mental
triple jump sell them flatter it’s been
true from the jump
the’ll be a n Punk come on they’ll be a
jackon chunk don’t fck out y’all they’ll
be a NASA Punk or a jackon chunk
too L yeah do you know what they’re
doing they’re doing the C this to L
don’t be a nasty
jump watch out old people don’t be nasty
punks don’t you lose your lunch young
people don’t fake the [ __ ] don’t be nass
of CHS Canadians you’re actually too
darn polite for me to
insult Joe Rogan are you a ass or just a
loud mouth chump
space is
stupid oh going be a nice Punk
